MMFB WEEK 10

MMFB Week 10

Vol. 8 No. 6

The two week losing streak and MMFB hiatus has come to an end with the Chief steady rising after his latest funk. It takes a real big man to accept when he’s been beat. I’ve done a lot of growing this week in standing up and admitting when I know I done fucked up. It’s happened quite a few times recently, in fantasy and in reality, and I’m stepping up and taking my whoopin like a GROWN MAN. (take note loyal readers). 

Allow me to get my inner Jaheim / neck brace, red faced, smelling of motorcycle poon Bobby Petrino / Ruben Studdard I’m sorry for 2004 on:

To Machu: I’m sorry for abandoning my post the past two weeks.

To Rene: I’m sorry you got lucky and beat me because the Woodpecker cranked out a frozen rope at halftime causing him to drop two passes.

To Kebron: I’m sorry you have caused me to become cousins in law with Jose Garcia Tunon.

To Jav: I’m sorry you didn’t want to pursue trading Edelman to me. Eat shit Womack.

To Davey: I’m sorry for everything you are dealing with right now. Moving back to Miami. Planning a wedding. Hanging out at Sandbar on a Friday. At least your Halloween costume was goat.

To Pa0la Llaneza’s dad: I’m sorry. No man should ever have to wait at Joe’s that long.

To Ruben: I'm sorry I woke up cashed next to Major. Regarding that cum stain on the guest bedroom sheets.....it wasn't me....or him. Treehouse ghost is what we agreed to say.

There. Are you guys satisfied? I’ve finally come clean on my all wrong doings. Onto the goods!

2 UP

KC Chiefs- Back-To-Back weeks of 130 plus points like DJ Kevin on a golf kart bound for Bodega, I’d like to think it’s all coming up Chief Khalifa as we enter the final, pivotal stretch of the regular season. While it remains true, the heater pitter pattered out a few weeks ago. But when you are soaked in gasoline, all it takes is a spark…like this song (god bless shazam) getting cued up at Tuca…to reignite.

Buffalo D went Bills Mafia, Decker went Decker, but the true win here goes to garbage time. Be it A-Rodg in the 4^th or le chief petite from 4 am to 5 am on the dance floor twirling like a twisted top, lesson learned not to hang it up until the clock hits zero and the lights come on…..confusingly.

Don Pan- Clinched and Cinched like a G in an altoid tin, Don Pan takes second billing for locking up his playoff spot, pissing me off something good last week, and opening his doors for a Sunday turdfest, sponsored by De La Casa croquetas champ. The scary Brady – Gronk double up reared its ugly head and put big Al to bed. Who am I kidding. Have to celebrate a guy who pulled this off at Bodega:

 2 DOWN

The Den- Losing like steam like the sixth hour of a dab rip right next to Costa Bear and Pelayo, Jav is going to need a miracle to overcome the injury bug that has wiped out his year. Just know, Jav is out there and watching with a special friend. A friend that when I went to say, “hey little fella”, Jav yelled out “Don’t you touch my pussy chief!” Tough. You know Im’a get mines, and also document it for the MMFB.

 

 Bloochin- Much like the Hurricanes in their coaching search, simply didn’t have the horses to compete with big cats. Somewhere out there, he is lurking. Picking up and starting Cleveland D and Duke Johnson. Making his moves like he’s got his Canes Shades on. 

THE VACATION DAZE ALL-STARS: For those who balled out and deserve that vacation, but are simply just tapped out on remaining time off thus leaving them on the sandy sidelines as the Gators prepare a thanksgiving-peach marmalade.

Jeremy Langford

YOU LIKE THAT! YOU LIKE THAT!

AP

Charky West

Tony Brown

CMON MON

Kyle Rudolph- Rudy! 1 point! CMON MON

John Brown- Smokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! GOOSE EGG! CMON MON

A Andews- Anthony? Antonio? Alex? WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!!!! 0.8! CMON MON

CJ Anderson- Profethor Anderson. PS. I’m horny. 0.9! CMON MON

Mean Willie Snead- Two weeks after he lights me up for 90, GOOSE EGG. Of course. CMON MON

Who I like on Monday night, and I mean, finally let a ninja chill

Ah, perhaps my favorite Monday Morning Fullback segment, the Monday Night Chief picks. I knew I had to dust one off for today when I saw all the choice matchups dangling in the balance. Jav needs a 30 burger from Redman to topple Kebron. A number Andy has only hit twice this year. That said, Kebron has the luck of a bald guy hanging out two blocks from a Ruben manned barbeque just as some pigeons attacked and feasted on the grill. Jav wins….Rubz is sitting on a 28 point lead vs. Eifert and Nugent after Hmmm. I’m leaning Davey on this one….Oh now this is a tasty matchup and I can already smell the farts ripping from the wyndham and whatever twisted tower Dfern calls home. 18 point lead vs Nuke, a number he’s put up six out of eight times. Hit it DJ Kevin. “You dropped the bomb on me…baybee.” Smitty stays winning….Richie has a 13 point lead on Andres and Gio. So many questions I have for Andres. Why do you Snapchat the same picture of the ocean 90 days in a row? Why would you turn down a full time, better paying job offer, staring at hot ass all day from Smitty? Why won’t you mule for us? Richie wins. And that’s all she wrote.

 

Till next week!

KC CHIEFS