Vol 7. No. 10
(Opens Time Capsule)
King Chief’s log…star date 11/15/14…the time is 4 p.m….on a Saturday!…..and
I am deep in the Andes mountains of Costa
Rica finally meeting the Ancient Aliens of Jaco.
The legend as told by the grand historian, Tommy Curls, of
Ancient Aliens…filled with celestial impulses and intergalactic energy…stellar vortexes
and outter spaces forces powered by ultra magnetic thunder hydrosis.
With the first annual Portate Bien Weekend FAR in the review
mirror, the time is here. I am actually writing to you from the future, as I
discovered a worm hole while drinking an ancient herbal tea provided to me by
the Ancient Aliens. I taste a hint of kiwi.
The texture is frothy, but cooling. Refreshing to the palate. It transports me
further away from today.
I look to my left, to my right, and to my left again. I
speak, but there are no words. Where are my pants? How did this carne asada
hard taco end up in shoe? I look down. A young, female howler monkey tickles my
balls.
Onto the goods!
3 UP
Kudus, Babaro, and Lorg- The ancient alien overlords who
have provided me with an unlimited harvest fresh fruit in my time here in the
jungle.
Until next week…or are we already there?
(Closes Time Capsule)
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