MMFB WEEK 4

Vol. 7 No. 4

Curious cat chief is curious…watching…observing. Another Monday on deck and whaddayaknow, once again, I’m in the thick shit of it.  Once again, I’m under de gun writing this as I’ve waited until the ripe hour of 4 p.m. to begin penning this glorious column and guess what, when you become your own boss, you leave whenever you want and for me, that time says 5 minutes ago. Just take it from me and Uber Andres…the clock starts and ends whenever you want it to fellas!!!!

Not a big intro today as my weekend was one big floppy dick in your face. Nothing but happy hours, funky Buddha breweries, pop up bars and Sunday lockdown. Let’s jump right into it in a special food themed MMFB, but not before I give you guys a little something...please be sure to try one of my newest recipes for a delicious Sofrito, courtesy of Chef Otto.

Mmmmm Mmmm!

Onto the goods!!

2 UP

Sgt. Mafiol – And the MMFB Award for best team after the 1^st month goes to….me! While I will gladly add that trophy to my case, Rubz gets the consolation prize of first top billing in this week’s 3 up much to the chagrin of the Machucando constituency. (gets hit by a shoe thrown from the back row). Hey cmon guys! The Roddy Matty Ice double up connected, and Demarco continues his unsustainable early year romp through the league. He ain’t eatin He ain’t eatin don’t tell em don’t tell em!
  

Sucka Free- Here comes the hot steppa, turn around! And he's in his signature name sake cherry reds! So right now. Formerly of dead last place and newly author of Machucando’s biggest early season smash hit in Machu Memories, Dfern gets the second top spot for busting out of his early season sloth start by taking Andre’s weekly earnings i.e. a sack of nickles, and whopping him over the bald coco with it! Heath Miller showed worthy of the waiver wire burn, Eddie Lacy finally woke up and Dfern snacked on the Golden Tate dividends of a downed Megatron. Save some room on the dancefloor for the rest of the ladies Funk Masta Dfern! He’s the daddy of the mack…daddy.

1 DOWN

The Den- Jav always brings his A game to the boards, and did so this week by coming in and dropping some nice poop on your respective heads…but alas, the Den has gone hungrier than the Chief’s cravings for a chocolate ice cream cone after watching two girls one cup.  QB 1, WR 1, TE, FLEX, and Defense all failed to break 5 points and essentially gave a bye week to whoever he was playing this week. Make his sofrito a double!

THE DFERN CHERRY RED HEELS ALL-STARS

 
For the Fantasy performers who catered to you, while keeping eye contact without blinking for one millisecond:
- Eli Manning
- Felipe Rivers
-Andrew Luck
-Matt Asiago Cheese
-Larry Donnell Sauce
-Dechardo Murray
-Randall Corn on the

CMON MON

For the Fantasy performers, or ill made decisions made by their GM’s, that submarined your chances at winning.
- Jav's entire squad, including negative 4 points. CMON MON!
-Justin Hunter, 1 point! CMON MON!

Who I like on Monday night, and I mean here comes the chief in arrowhead!

Ah, perhaps my favorite Monday Morning Fullback segment, the Monday Night Chief picks. Up to 3-2 on the year in the Chief picks and its time to turn up the heat and make sure these are all rock solid. Richie trails by a scant 14 points and he has a small army to play tonight, so The Banks napfilled weekend rolls over into Mondee. Kebron is down 8 points vs. Rene in the "Jinxy Cat" Bowl, with only Shane Vageen left to play.  Maybe its the dawg in me, but I think Vageen runs wild tonight leading El Caballo to a W. And last but not least, its the beard papa and the big papallon. I'm holding on tight to a 21 point lead vs. Pats D and Ridley. If I lose, let it be on a pick six...not some Ridley TURDS.....Ridley fumbles early, Chiefs win big!

Till Next Week.

-KC Chiefs