WMFB Playoffs

Greetings Gentlemen! Strictly MEAT and POTATOES today.

That thud you just heard was not the sound of a log turd hitting the back of Al's khakis. No sir. It was the sound of our latest GON FISHIN members splashing into the Deep Blue Sea....Dfern, Kebron, Tony and (takes a hug whiff that would make Cassie's mom sniffle when placed in front of a cup of pinot greegsh) ANDRES.

You guys will not receive the full sizzle that I gave the other jabroni's who aren't even good enough to slap Stephania Bell's tits. That said...

KeBron- Baby steps Baby bro! Next year set your eyes on the Final 4. No title though, you ain't there yet ya lil Cobra.

Tony- HA. Thanks for playing. I would ask you to write a little season farewell swearing to avenge your disappointing debut, but the last time I asked someone to type a farewell it got lost in New York City's SantaCon.

Dfern- Can't hate. Too much. A strong draft and team with high hopes that just got decimated by the injury bug. That said, some of us lose our 1st round pick in week 2 and run the table.

and FINALLY

Andres- Woo doggie. At least you brought a little moar heat to the message board than K and silent Tones. That said, I was left scratching my head as you never made a move for Julio and constantly boasted of how sick your team was. Sounds a lot like Alabama. Geaux gopher fuck yourself.

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And then there was four... another Chief quick take as I sit in the Fort Laudy airport.

Davey vs. Dinero- I'll be damned. Two guys who have never amounted to dick in this league. One will move on to the Machu Bowl for a proper spanking. Congratulations are in store for both of you on getting this far and righting your respective franchise's ships. Quick predict- Dinero makes Lamar Miller and Charlie Weis' FUPA and GTFO's. Davey in the upset.

Chief vs. Rene- Seen this song and dance before, with much more at stake. Former Commish liberated meets Current Commish shackled to you TURDS. A rematch of the 2007 Machu Bowl. Perfection meets Imperfection. The trade market boss meets the draft night master. The Keurig will be fired up on Sundee you can bet that! Quick predict- See results from two times we've played this year.

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Next on the agenda lets take a tour down the Machucando Hall of Fame as part of my annual where they stand. Some people look at this as the tell-all of Machucando competition.



HALL OF CHAMPIONS
2006 – El Diablo (Al)
2007 – KC Chiefs (E)
2008 - Sucka Free (Dfern)
2009 - Cohiba Swag Flyers (Smitty)
2010 - Dansby's DANGA Zone (Smitty)
2011 -

SILVER MEDALS
2006 – Tremendo Hambeques (Chamaco face)
2007 – The Commish (Commish)
2008 - W. Bank (Smitty)
2009 - KC Chiefs (E)
2010 - **BMF** (Rubz)
2011 - ?

BRONZE MEDALS
2006 – The Commish (Commish)
2007 – Megatron Don (Lou)
2008 - Wanny McStashes (Jav)
2009 - D3 Mighty Duckets (Dinero)
2010 - $Don Pan$
2011 - ?

and the run down everyone has been waiting for...

ALL TIME WINNING %
1. E - .673 Playoff Appearances 6/6
2. Rene - .564 Playoff Appearances 5/6
3. Tony - .538 Playoff Appearances 1/1
4. Andres - .538 Playoff Appearances 5/5
5. Smitts - .523 Playoff Appearances 4/5
6. Rubz* - .506 Playoff Appearances 4/6
7. Al - .500 Playoff Appearances 4/6
8. Dinero - .484 Playoff Appearances 3/5
9. KBreeze - .436 Playoff Appearances 3/5
10. Lou - .430 Playoff Appearances 2/5
11. Dfern - .423 Playoff Appearances 3/6
12. Davey - .417 Playoff Appearances 3/6

Noteworthy:
Big Jav - .554 Playoff Appearances 4/5
Chavs - .462 Playoff Appearance 0/1
* = Did not draft team one season due to league expulsion

Stay tuned for next week as the seasons final MMFB bids farewell to the 2011-2012 season in the annual Awards Ceremony as well as touches upon the Machucando Bowl with whoever I will be playing.

Till next week!

Stay Pefect.