PLAYOFF PREVIEW

Well...what a roller coaster huh boys? Or in my case, a rocket ship, of a season. It was a veritable mad dash of a finish on two fronts. The race to sneak into the 8th spot for a severe beating at the hand of the Chief, and of course, the provide the taste, which was so horrendous it looked like the time Steve Urkel and Carl Winslow went head to head in American Gladiators.



But before I get to the preview, its time to do my annual ROAST, my yearly send off, the regular boat prep, for all those that are GON FISHIN.

October's Very Own- Yeesh. For the THIRD time in FOUR years, Lou nestled in quietly in one of the bottom two spots. This year, he finished in piss last.
Where it went wrong: Draft night. The Michael Vick experiment came crashing down in flames, hesitant to pull the trigger on more than 1 deal all year (again), and zero consistency on any players.
Where it went right: Draft night. Lou got HELLA twerked, which was sweet, and also delivered for the most part this year on the boards with the fairly regular "amateur hour." I'd ask for a parting gift in the form of one last TITS in amateur hour, but the offseason lobbying you have in store coupled with the feast on your tab should suffice. GON FISHIN.

Parrot Heads- Hory Mory,back-to-back seasons of finishing in the bottom two.
Where it went wrong: Vegas, when you Jovo-copped me into a wall thus settling your bad karma for the draft.
Where it went right: Oh I dunno, perhaps FLEECING my ass on a quiet Turkey trade deadline for Gates. It's for the best, baby feet deserves to be in the fantasy grave yard for the next 3 weeks. GON FISHIN.

Da House's $$$- Uncharted territory for the soon to no longer be reigning back to back champ.
Where it went wrong: The offseason. Listen, I'm a Champ too. I know how easy it is to rest on your laurels after winning this league. But after back to backs?!? I can'
t even imagine, except I can, bc the summer was spent CHIRPING to anyone who would listen of glory. Definitely led to a more relaxed (read: trashed, sick of Andres' face) Smitty on draft night. The result- too many Colts.
Where it went right: Betting. A down year as a team, and a complete bottoming out as a message board contributor, the latter hurting the league as a whole. Smitty finally had enough of all you MOOCHERS and ASSWIPES not contributing and followed suit. I take zero blame. This one is on you 11. That said, Smitty's side bets and open pockets brought a little spark. What's the final count? GON.FISHIN.

Garrity Motors- :)~
Where it went wrong: Post draft canoodling. After last season's photo finish and league-wide celebrated bouncing of the Chief, boy was it an offseason filled with laughs. Some were calling Rubz the Theo Epstein of Machu...a young savy GM, respected and a step ahead of the rest. Then the draft happened and, word trickled out quick of Rubz quotables post-draft. "Peyton Manning, steal of the draft" followed by "It's OK, I have Bradford." (Note: it wasn't OK) but Rubz true death blow was letting Rene's mitts get into his onezee for Fred Jackson after week 1 and clearly, not cutting Brandon Marshall. Additionally, down year on the boards, not 1 power ranking or column (none were promised) and a whole lotta pic's and gif's.
Where it went right: Landing DeMarco c/o Tones shitting moves. GON.FISHIN.

Now if you will excuse me TURDS, I have a title to win. MOVE IT RUBZ.



PLAYOFF PREVIEW

Will make this quick as my Mr. Perfect Youtube did all the talking necessary.

Chiefs vs. Janowski- Not worth my time, but let's make sure we get you fitted for a fishing pole and tackle box Dfern.

Bill Brasky vs. El Beecho- Congrats to both Davey and Kebron for turning the personal page and making the playoffs. That said, El Beech's hurting flex spot should doom him in this first round matchup.

Blooching vs. T-Rich- I love it, only because I have heard whispers of some rooting for either of these two to win it all...buahahahahaha. Dinero wins it running away, only because a rookie who didn't give shit to the league this year other than bad grammar and run on sentences don't deserve the belt. For real though Andres, Alabama Tits or GTFO. Ever heard of a hidden cam man damn!

Don Pan vs. Grapes and Cheese- Game of the Week. Two hot teams, in their own minds, square off for what should be a high scoring matchup and the right to get your ticket punched back to shit down in the next round by the Chief. This game as a coin flip. Heads, Rene wins. Tails, Tones is gay. It's a trick coin Tony..you're gay.

Stay tuned kids. There will be some very important posts coming down the pipe which will require your attention. The awards ceremony (including ALL-TIME HALL OF FAME information) and more.

Till next time,

-Curt Henning