MMFB Week 9

Well cross my titties sideways, its another Monday morning and the chief is here to guide you in through the good times and the bad. So shall we recap the weekend that was? Starting with that fine cup of java you see above. There's something about Seattle's best that always makes a man make a break for the nearest stall to cut a mean growler...but what happens...when that joe...is poured into....a blue martini glass? A fine Friday night heater with my clipped wing man Rubz who did the honorable thing and jumped on the ole frag grenade hippo to allow me to put in some work out in Mary Brick's. Next thing you know Rubz is almost face down in a perro colombiano at 5 am lookin like this- (w/ myself as swing your sword Leach)



The weekend's second biggest news is the launch of www.CanesInSight.com , Dinero's website for all things pop culture and Canes. As a corporate shill, I am happy to whore myself out and give this growing domain a few extra (thousand) clicks by sharing it on the MMFB. With Al Cane signed up, and yours truly ready to troll under ChiefMahkeenac, the sky is the limit for this webpage. Question is, when do my fellow trolls and I finally raid?!? I give this site my official Pedo-Bear seal of approval only for the jailbait thread-



Onto the goods!

3 UP

KC Chiefs- Alright alright, I gave yall turkeys some nice praise last week, but it's time to do what I do best...ME. In a mondo fire fight between myself and Bloochee, the Chiefs stayed HOT and READY like a shitty Little Ceasers 5 dollar pizza. 9-0 on the back of Julio WR-1 Jones, Reggie Bush (thanks Kim, you big ole booty havin Champ Kind approved bitch), and Wesh Welkah, the Chiefs are 1 away from the 10 game win streak medal. I got to play for something with the belt all but wrapped up!

Don Pan- The week's second highest point scorer gets in the 3 up for kicking Andres in the nuts, which the league always loves, and surviving Vegas...barely. I'd say this sums up Rene's feelings right now--



Grapes and Cheese- Sigh...an up is an up, and Tones is the only one to secure the W this week thus warranting a little praise. Tones I got you right here--



3 DOWN

Not a lot of wiggle room here, with a lot of folks living on a prayer, but it's a prayer nonetheless. So the downies are going to Andres, Dinero and Davey for not cutting the mustard this week.

CMON MON- In honor of the Parrot Head Bowl!



Taiwan JONIO- WHO IS THIS? GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!
Oakland D- WENT OVER LIKE A SILVER AND BLACK TEBOW'D TURD. NEGATIVE 2! CMON MON!
Chris Ogbonnaayayayabonnaya- GTFO ANDRES! 1.5! SEE YOU IN THE OUTBACK BOWL! CMON MON!
Johnny Baldwin- THE ONLY JOHNNY YOU CAN COUNT ON IS SLUG! 1.5! CMON MON!
KC D- REALLLLL CUTE BREO! NEGATIVE 1! CMON MON!
Kevin Walter- OYE BEECHO! TOMA! .5! CMON MON!

Who I like on Monday night, and I mean Flyyy like an Eagleee 900 times:

Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday night chief picks. After week 8, I am standing tall on my record of 14-3. It's not perfect, like what I expect, but it will do. So Kebron needs 23 from D-Jax to sully Dfern's week. While Brandon Meriweather and Major Wright are comiendo cofio back there in the cover 2, no dice for Panfee, Dfern wins. Rubz is up a 20 spot w/Forte vs. Lou and Vick. While I love Lou's drake smack talk updates, I got to to with Rubz in this one. Ah and finally, the Parrot Head Bowl sponsored by Hedo-Rick and the Cheeka Lodge. This one is for all the biker tits and floppy dongs at the Garden of Eden. Al is down a 20 spot with Shady and a kicker, while Smitty is tossing Chicago D out. I go with Key West's newest heat vs the ole salty scurvy viejo known as AL. Smitty wins!

Till next week!

- 9 AND 0