MMFB Week 8

"LEGENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD," they crooned.

I thought it only appropriate to toss this non-altered picture up to open the Week H-8 fullback. Just another instance where game is recognizing game. Sometimes I got Shul's breaking my door down to show love, other times it's brotherly duo's introducing me to people as Legend. Repeatedly. Loudly. Sitting in your respective seats, I can only imagine you want to hurl at the notion, and for my JAX crackas in crime (Rubz, Smitty, Kbreeze and Tone Loc), you probably are hurling from the amount of 20's flashed, booze/Hooters fare consumed and legend comments tossed.

I almost delayed the MMFB in hopes of getting more pictures, but it's Monday, it's Halloween, I'm dressed as a Dolphins coach, and I don't plan on working SO- here we are. JAX was rowdy, for the 9th year in a row, highlights include:
-Friday night beer pong with the SOLO gals
-Operation: Turd Burglar- Smuggling a turd named Tones through a heavily fortified hotel's inner workings, dodging cops at every corner, before sweet talking Billy Madison's maid at the front desk.
-Saturday at Hooters: Hoot, Hoot. The game- FUCK YOU JOHN BRANTLEY. Post-game: Papi Bonanza. Gettin loose in the crowd. Spotting Man Bear Pig. Dance floor at the Landings where Tones grinded on a dude in a wig so hard it can only be summarized like this:


On that note, ONTO THE GOODS!

3 UP

Don Pan- Somwhere, in the dark dank under belly that is the Machucando sewer's, a mojon is dancing in the raw sewage for a possible historic play off push that mirrored Dfern's rally last year. Make no mistake about it, ain't too much room for error, but the baker's blow up, against his floundering arch rival no less, was 7 weeks in the making. Hats off to the Don on the 130 plus and counting outting.

Parrot Heads- Holy crap, starting the 3 up with these 2 cellar dwellers. Who laced my candy with MDMA this morning? In the battle for the San Juice Cup presented by Ponches Chomat, it looks like Al surged ahead on Shady's 30 burger coupled with Dez Bryant pulling a PANFEE. OYE COMIDA!!!!! This frozen margarita goes to Jimmy Buffet's top soldier.

Da Houses $$$- Wow, some fresh blood in the 3 up across the board. Fargo man himself gets the last nod for somehow cobbling together a healthy win over Tones who THOUGHT he was hot shit with a 4 game winning streak. Sorry Cowboy, not until you pay the Smitty tax. A hot 16 from TE Scott Chandler, Gator powered Cincy D's 24 and Staff's 30 pushed Smitty over the top. May this 3 up props energize those lifeless jimmy legs and hammer toes this AM.

3 DOWN (sponsored by Workaholics gifs)

October's Very Owner- The new unproud owner of Machu's longest losing streak, I fear this may become a regular home by the looks of this team. On the plus side, here's what I have to see about Luisa's friend the salty blonde aged building manager-


Garrity Motors- At least you got to hear some sincere honesty from Machucando this weekend as we implored you to right the Garrity Motors ship. If you cut everyone except Demarco Murray, and especially Brandon Marshall, your team will soar. In the meantime, your team is sore, so here's a gif for the OG Jergins-


T-Rich- As I vented on behalf of the league about Tones gift wrapping Demarco to Rubz, so I will vent about you rolling over like a dung beetle into a bed of shit with your management this week. Hey..Happy. Talk about a hole in one! Two goose eggs and a 1 point whopper (stay tuned CMON MON) handed an easy W over to the Legend. But don't worry little buddy


CMON MON!



OHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAA

Jermaine Gresham- INACTIVE! STRIKE! GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!
Montario- Cursed by the doc! GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!
CJ Spiller- NO JODA! 1 POINT! CMON MON!
Torain- SHANNAHANANANED! 1.5! CMON MON!
B-JAKES- GORDO POR NADA! 1.5! CMON MON!
LAWFIRM- MIGHT AS WELL THE LAWFIRM OF ORTIZ, PEREZ AND MORENO! GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!
Brandon Marshall- 1 point more then Davone Bess! Cut this turkey!! CMON MON!

Who I like on Monday night, and I mean Antonio Gates baby-feet watch:

Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday night chief picks. After week 7, I went perfect after last weeks pics catapulting my record to 14-3. Fairly LEGENDary, as Cuz and Baby Cuz would confirm. Sadly, EVERY Machu game has been sealed heading into tonight's Chargers v. Chiefs throwdown. Till next week!




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