MMFB Week 10

Wussup turd jockeys? Another Monday morning following another tremendeedee bender. Before I go through the Chief's weekend wrap up, I want to apologize. I have observed thus far that the fullback has been missing some sizzle this year. "But Chiefykins, you don't need to apologize, the vast majority of us spend the year mooching off this board, making spot contributions only when our busy lives give us a mere millisecond to sound off!" - Machucando. That said, I must. I put the blame squarely on my dominance, and make a solemn promise, to keep bringing the HEAT with this weekly column.

So what the weekend bring the chief? Saturday night took a little stroll down to MANSION with Dirty, Kebron and a few other payasos to watch Dirty South spin some pastillero tunes. The set itself was nuts, the crowd was a barred out sausage casing filled with wild eye rolling hoes. All in all, pretty nuts capped with a 5 am trip to Denny's where Dirty requested 6 sauces that made the owner do a triple check staredown. 4 hours of sleep later, the Zubaz pants are on and the trio is cheesing it to Sun Life. We said we weren't gonna get crunk.........cut scene, a four loko and 20 beers cashed into the first quarter. We arrived at the start of the second and left with 3 minutes to go in the half...OH I'M SORRY. I SUPPOSE YOU WOULD HAVE STAYED FOR THE THRILLING CONCLUSION OF MATT MOORE VS REX GROSSMAN. GO FUCK YASELF!



ONTO THE GOODS.

3 UP

KC Chiefs- What Yahoo! inserted as an unachievable joke has just been brought back down to earth with my grasping of the "Invincible Medal" for a 10 game win streak. What more can I say? Reggie B reprising his feature back lifestyle after a 9 week hiatus, the Ben Tate clutch spot start...it's just all coming up CHIEF! Join me as I complete my quest for perfection, which wouldn't be reality without all of you respective bumps in the road.

Bill Brasky- A big win for Davey, who has floated around the cusp of the league sewer's like the 15 pound weekend turd I just cordoned off in the bathroom. His 2.5 squeaker is the equivalent to grabbing a nice salted rim glass from Hog's Breath saloon in Key West and pelting Al in the face with it like a drive by fruity.

Don Pan- Hit it Kellz/King Chief...



I'm standing here looking at di ponches
Saying "damn" to myself
I should have known the day would come
That Dirty South tix would find somebody else
And all the Party-Rockin I took her through
Shit, I shouldn't have lasted this long
Now I'm at this Don Pan, calling Wompyyyyy

Now I KNOW it ain't the allstar weekend, but Rene made the most of a quick jaunt through the King Chief Memorial Dog house to miss Dirty South, but rally for his third HUGE win in a row over D$. Tisk Tisk D-Money...we all know Brantley SUCKS GORILLA BALLS. Let Canesinsight be!

2 DOWN

October's Very Own- Barbeque might get a little messy, but perhaps some catered Sonny's or SmokeT would hit the spot on 2012 Draft Night. Buen Provecho!

La Flama Blanca- Won't lie, I was sweating this matchup yesterday as I watched RedZone through my slurm mckenzie cracked out eyes. Alas, not enough fire power from the No. 2 seed.

CMON MON, in memory of Louie's season



DON FRANCISCO- CUE EL CHACAL! .5! CMON MON!
WILLIS.MCGAYHEE- THIS IS TEBOW'S BACKFIELD! 1 POINT! CMON MON!
STEVIE JOHNSON- IT STINGS THE NOSTRILS! 1 POINT! CMON MON!
MACLIN- SAME SHOULDER INJURY THAT ENDED THE CHIEF'S RUN ON TURKEY DAY! 1 POINT! CMON MON!
THE LAWFIRM!- WHO'S RUNNING THIS PLACE, RUBEN?!? GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!

Who I like on Monday Night, and I mean that mojon that just splashed down in Doral was Rubz getting a peak at tonight's game:

Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday night chief picks. After week 9, I am riding high on my record of 16-4. Al just HAD to come back and beat Smitty last week damn't. That said, tonight Machu has something to chew on with massive implications. Rubz, te lo comiste entero brothe. A-Rodg is going to rotisserie your squad unless Jared Allen runs through his knees with a chainsaw. Andres does what Alabama can't and wins big in the spotlight. Finally, in the battle of the Vegas Kings, Smitty and Kebron are going toe to toe with Kev trotting out APanfi and Green Bay D vs Smitty's Jermy Finley and Bill Cosby. DA JELLO!! Beecho wins big.

Till next........wait, I knew I forgot something. Tones, I hope the brie and grapes were delicioso this weekend. If you ever make it to another Fins game, remind me to crush a 4 loko on your head.



Till next week!

-10 AND FUCKING 0