MMFB Week 11

So this is what it's like when Dove's cry (c) Milhouse. This Monday's opening pic, time stamped at exactly 1:02 pm yesterday at Sun Life, is Tones discovering that AJ Green is inactive. It's almost like time stopped for the Chief at this very moment. A drop of four loko falling to the pavement in slow motion. I enjoy giving strikes and handing out Machucando pink slips more than anyone, but to see it happen live.... pure euphoria. "Huge game for me, I play Andres. The implications are going to be felt leaguewide! DAMNT. I walked into a party last night where I didn't know a single person and was yacking by 1 AM. I WAS THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!"...and now you're that guy who gave an easy W to Andres! De PINGZ.

Sunday highlights aside, pretty eventful weekend in Chiefland. A night out on de town with dee boyz in de Brickell on Friday, followed by a god damn tour around Miami trying to find the UF game before settling on a dancing pedobear laden chino pirate feed. All worth it for Andre De-Bombee. Free hugs? Free.Hugs.



Onto the goodz!

3 UP

T-Rich Nut Tuggers- In the battle of the rookies, only one piece of shit can prove that Turd/Hope floats. A statement victory for Andresh who much like the Crimson Tide, refuses to go back to the hell they came from. Centered around A-Rodg, all of his mojonseets got into a groove on Sunday notching double digit points from everyone except his kicker. Well done buddy, now lets go dominate some POON this thanksgiving weekend broseph!

October's Very Own- (Silence)Doth mine eyes deceive me? A rare win for the St. Augustine gun slinger led by 20 points from the 1 week fill in of Flacco and some other shit stapled together. This man just refuses to pay for your pizza folks! Give em hell lou, bc next thing you know you will be posted up at the big ole gone fishin waterin hole that is the offseason.

Don Panini- And I thought I was Charlie Sheen. No? (Smokes another gritty)Back at .500 super charged behind the Vinny Chase / Rivers double up, Rene is trending up at the right time while a good amount of you flounder in your own shit. Ray Arroz finally got the best of that dipshit Cam Camaron and the Don is showing the rest of you what making a playoff run is all about.

3 DOWN

La Flama Blanca- A noble 90 point outting for the white flame on the haunches of receiving the most veto's on a trade with his Big Ben aquisition, but the flame just seems to be a little out of wack at this point...or should I say WOK. Machucando's resident Chef Deux Cuisine boasted of his fried rice skills, so its only fitting we recap the man behind the grill.



Parrot Heads- Oh dear, seems like Al is a regular in this spot this time of year as his team hits the skids. 4-7 and trending downward since pulling the trigger on a mondo trade, Al will be looking to rejuvenate his old bones in the fountain of youth that is Jacksonville this weekend. If Lee Corso can do it, so can you geezer.



CMON MON, short week, christmas themed!



HO-HO-HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS BLEW!

Vincent Brown- Chase he aint! .5! CMON MON!
Denarius- NO MOORE! 1.5! CMON MON!
GREG JENNINGS- FUGGGG IT! 1 POINT! CMON MON!
AJ GREEN- GREEN LIGHT-RED LIGHT-GOOSE EGG-YACK BOY! CMON MON!
WILLIS- MCGAHEE. NEGATIVE 1! CMON MON!
BRANDON MARSHALL- WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CUT THIS SACK OF SHIT! .5! CMON MON!

Who I like on Monday Night, and I mean the Chief is on the ropes!:

Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday night chief picks. After week 10, I am riding high on my record of 18-4. WHO GON STOP ME HAHHHHHHHHH. A lot on the line tonight so let's quit playing fiddle dicks and separate the men from the boobens. Smitty- what a tragic fall from the grace for the reigning champ, who has seen his team follow, in lock step with his once bi-weekly column and once firm hold on the haters cup. This year's quieter, sweeter Smitty has fallen by the wayside of Machu contenders, and MY GOD THAT IS WAY TOO MANY KANSAS CITY PLAYERS STARTING. Down 12 with Breaston and McCluster vs. Deion Branch, Davey does Machucando a long offseason in the making favor and dumps Mr. Freeze into a 3 way tie for last place.

Dinero is up 21 with Rubz trotting newly aquired overrated Gator turd A-Hern. Seeing as how A-hern hasn't eclipsed twanky points once this season, don't look for it to happen tonight. Back into non-playoff contention you go you fucking fantasy PAVO. Last but not least, the battle of King Chief vs. Baby Papaya. Your leader/owner is down 16 in his quest for perfection with Kebron STILL trotting out New England kicker, Jackie Moon and that horrendous lawfirm. HOWEVER, I will be playing the ring/king makers that have comprised the Chief's this year- TAWMY BRADY, WES WELKAH AND THAT DAHHKIE KILLA RAWB GRONKOWSKI. I think ya'll know how this ends! Seal it TAWMY!



THE GREATRIOTS AND THE CHIEFS WIN!

Till next week

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