Well, I don't have too much to talk about right now, so I will just say it here since this league is comprised of all my friends, minus Andres of course. Most of you have already heard, but I was old school dumped yesterday in the morning by Laura. Pretty blindsided by it. No fights or anything. She just woke up and pulled the trigger on us. I almost delayed/cancelled putting this fullback out, but much like life, Machucando must go on. Sorry if this isn't my best work. I was crushed enough yesterday that I barely took any joy out of curbstopping Davey thanks to the purple people eaters shitting the bed. Anyways, I appreciate you guys standing by me. Truly. Even when I'm a huge asshole. Speaking of which.......Onto the goods.
3 UP
No up for the Chief today...just not feeling it. Piss off DAVEY.
T-Rich- Much like the fuckin ridiculous run T-Rich dropped this weekend on Ole Piss, top bidding goes to Young Piss himself for dropping the high score of the week. I will say this, clearly the bye week pinch is being felt, as this was the most low scoring week to date. But hats off to El Chamacaso for ringing Dinero's bell. De pinga D$, you got 11 people here begging for you to post some honky love and all you can do is pop in on a Saturday night to SHART in Driskel's face. Cold blooded.
Grapes and Cheese- I must give props to this resurgent little ass nugget for hanging tough the first couple weeks, weathering the storm, and now thinking his team has a shot at contending. Silly Rabbit! Tricks are for kids!
La Flama Blanca- For annhialating Lou, and taking a somber chief under his wing yesterday and offering the peace pipe. Thanks brotha, even if we are in for a rocky social setting, you know you're my boy. Also, you are GAY and your fantasy team SUCKS.
3 DOWN
El Beecho- The Estebros reign at the top was nice while it lasted Baby Bro. Unfortunately, we discovered that the P in AP stands for PANFILO.
October's Very Own- De peeps Lou que paso! I think the fact your team licks is finally catching up to you. Your squad looks like Polo on a belly full of beef. And next up on the docket, a vulnerable and Patriot-less Chief squad. All Machucando eyes are on you to extinguish the short handed beast in Week 7. Your squad does need a little TWEAKING in the meantime though.
Don Pan- Week's 1 through 5 were a little fun, sure, I'll admit it. But conio if I haven't seen someone catch more bad breaks when the sun goes down then the bakery. Much like Don Pan, Rene is up earlier then most, posted up at his Keurig watching the points roll in like a fine cup of Joe. But when the sun sets, he looks in his mug, and theres a fat turd in there. I'm buying you a new mug, and getting Al a matching one...
CMON MON
A sad calypso steel drum, to match my mood, performed live by me in my garage....
Pierre Thomas- THE PT CRUISER DOC! -.5. CMON MON!
Minny D- FOR THE WIN! -1. CMON MON!
VERN- GETTEM VERN! 1 POINT! CMON MON!
New Orleans D- GOOSE EGG! JAMBALAYAAAAAAAAAA! CMON MON!
Denarious Moore- .5! PUNTO Y FINAL! CMON MON!
THT- GOOSEGG! I'M DYNO-MITE! (RIPS A HUGE FART IN YOUR FACE) CMON MON!
Who I like on Monday night, and I mean DA BEARSSSSSSSSSSS:
Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday night chief picks. After week 5, I'm giving Jaws, Gruden and Tirico a run for their money with a 10-3 mark. Go out right now to a 7-11, punch the teller in the shnozz and demand a scratch off ticket. Use your lucky chief quarter and watch the millions roll in folks! Let's see whats on the menu...Santi gives Smitty the W finishing the night with 1 catch for 8 yards. Now here's the matchup of the night. The battle of the waiver wire fodder- Rubz with Z-Marsh and Keller vs Plaxico and 6 points. Mama don't! As much as I'd love to see Rubz leading the Machucando Suck4Luck Who Gon Cater campaign, I got to give it to him by a hair tonight.
Till next week.
- 6-0
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