MMFB Week 5

Vol 4. No. 5

Ah, Week 5, or should I say WEAK 5. No better way to start this volatile Colombo Day then with a little Machu bowl shuffle with the spirit of my league and a possibly* undefeated record still maintained. More on that later. With the Joofins mercifully taking a bye week I need something das a spicier. Hmm- the honey badger! Fuck that broke ass thong songin sisco safety. Rained out weekend in Miami, that won't do it.

I think it's time to take Machucando to a "one of a kind party", without further or do, I present to you the debut of the Machee Forsaken aka THE STRIKERS. It was only a matter of time before some of you scumbags outmooched your welcome.



1 STRIKE
Anders- For starting Peyton Hillis on a bye week
Dinero- ZERO posts over a 7 day span
Tones- ZERO posts over a 7 day span

Just missed*- Rubz- By "activating" Mendenhall, the Steelers have spared you.
Quick editorial: How in the hell do you guys expect to win this expert league? Taking goose eggs on the chin? You couldn't drop ANYONE on your bench Andres- Cadillac Williams? Rubz- Gaffney? Marshall? THT? Those guys are all waiver wire material! Here's a little message from the Commish to you #teamLASKA "don't do nothin man" turkeys...



Onto the goods!

3 B's UP

Beechy- Top billing for a season high output on the back of el caballo AP's 3 td'ers. Lawfirm put in work, and even waiver wire flyer Kevin Walter cashed in. You see fellas, not starting people on byes and putting a carcass in there sometimes pans out! Well done, especially against that trout sniffer Andresh.

Blooching- Another personal season high on the back of an epic trade that no one even really talked about. For the small price of the top RB in fantasy, D$ upgraded his team across the board hauling in a QB-1, low end RB-1 and surging RB-2. The result? A very well rounded team composed of the same turds Dinero hypes up in real life. If Devin Hester can weasel his way into your flex this team has the makings of a squad that will make LuCane proud.

Bill Brashky- With all due respect Tones, the MMFB only celebrates those who contribute to this league. Sure Dfern has some outs left, but Davey gets big points for trotting out Eli successfully against big bro.

2 DOWN

Garrity Motors-


T-Rich-


YOU ASKED. WE DELIVERED! CMON MON!!!



Tampa Bay D- -2 points! Jolly Roger Balls in your mouth! Cmon MON!
Dexter McCluster- 1.5 points! A McCluster of Nuts in your mouth! Cmon MON!
Mike Williams- 2 points! We now have Big Mike Williams and Bad Mike Williams! Cmon MON!
Stevan Ridley- 1 point! The king of the fantasy over analyzer strikes! Cmon MON!
Percy- 2.5 points! This guy is the WORST player in the NFL! (troll, self troll) Cmon MON!
Jash Freeman- 3 points! From your QB! Go DIE on your off day. Cmon MON!
Ryan Grant- -.5 points! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!! (c) Jurasic Park. Cmon MON!
Dustin Keller- .5 points! TE-1 MY CHODE! Cmon MON!
Jacoby- .5 points! Holy crap this steel drum is full of shit! CMON MON!!
Decker- 1 point! UPPER.DECKER. Cmon MON!!

Who I like on Monday night, and I mean DA BEARSSSSSSSSSSS:

Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday night chief picks. After week 4, I'm holding the line like Toto with an 8-2 mark. If I didn't try to tempt the gods last week by believing in Mike Williams you could have gone and bet the deed to yours on these pics! Damnt! Well lets see what we got here...The Chief has a sparkling 41 point lead going against Smitty and Stafford. Not against this Tampa 2 playboy. Chief rolls. Rene is holding tight, hoping for once he can get a bounce and win on Monday night. This is the week for him as the Bears shut down We the Best. Dfern is down a whopping 49 points, and even with Megatron, thats a gap too big to fill. Davey wins in the upset.

Till next week, this ones for the crazy ones



-Undefeated