MMFB Week 13 Edish

Vol 3. No. 12

Above is me doing my best Wet Bandits impression, CONIO, I'm like the Dolphins in the 1990's backing my above average team keester first into the playoffs. Still, I couldn't help but think of Marv and Harry last night even as my tumbling continued when I saw Big Ben get smashed right on his honker and came out looking like the if they mated between the Chief and Gonzo from the muppet babies.



In other news, we are officially on Ryan Mallett draft watch and the Fins are primed to ruin Thanksgiving next year as we will travel to Dallas again. Just do work in front of Dirty Claus damnt! Also want to salute and acknowledge League Machucando's very first HUSBAND. that's right, a HUBBY. Now when someone write's hide ya kids, hide ya wives as smack talk, you must let it be known we don't literally mean hide your wife D$. Still, a great wedding and couldn't be happier for one of our own, who made sure to seek The Chief's pardon for his lack of participation this year. Lucky for him, I am so italiano I don't even know the true rule of asking a favor on his day of marriage so I obliged!

Moving on, I'm going to break from the usual MMFB template to tend to some year end duties before we send Al, Davey, Chavs and Jav off to the big fishing trip in the sky.

First off we have our strikers, or as we call them in the Machucando office's, those who have sinned against their own. Dinero, Louie, Javier, Chavs and Ruben have all tallied the requisite 3 strikes. During this offseason, I will reach out to the 7 of you who gave 100 percent to the league and I will ask you to e-mail me 5 names out of 6. There are some possible replacements, but as of now, only 1 I am looking to bring in thus meaning 1 is out. Stay tuned this offseason and remember, Machucando: mes que un league.

Secondly, I've said all i've could possibly say in regards to one Jav Hernandez. But this should sum up Airport10 perfectly over your month long silence. At least swing by and give us a goodbye for old times sake.



Next on the agenda lets take a tour down the Machucando Hall of Fame as part of my annual where they stand. Some people look at this as the tell-all of Machucando competition.



HALL OF CHAMPIONS
2006 – El Diablo (Al)
2007 – KC Chiefs (E)
2008 - Sucka Free (Dfern)
2009 - Cohiba Swag Flyers (Smitty)
2010- ?

SILVER MEDALS
2006 – Tremendo Hambeques (Chamaco face)
2007 – The Commish (Commish)
2008 - W. Bank (Smitty)
2009 - KC Chiefs (E)
2010 - ?

BRONZE MEDALS
2006 – The Commish (Commish)
2007 – Megatron Don (Lou)
2008 - Wanny McStashes (Jav)
2009 - D3 Mighty Duckets (Dinero)
2010 - ?

and the run down everyone has been waiting for...

ALL TIME WINNING %
1. E - .608 Playoff Appearances 5/5
2. Rene - .577 Playoff Appearances 4/5
3. Big Jav - .554 Playoff Appearances 4/5
4. Smitts - .548 Playoff Appearances 4/4
5. Al - .525 Playoff Appearances 4/5
6. Rubz* - .523 Playoff Appearances 4/5
7. Dinero - .490 Playoff Appearances 2/4
8. Lou - .462 Playoff Appearances 2/4
9. Chavs - .462 Playoff Appearances 0/1
10. KBreeze - .431 Playoff Appearances 2/4
11. Dfern - .415 Playoff Appearances 2/5
12. Davey - .385 Playoff Appearances 2/5

Adjusted for inflation, I gave Al, Chavs, Rene and Davey W's for this week.
Noteworthy: Andres - .538 Playoff Appearances 4/4
* = Did not draft team one season due to league expulsion

Clearly there is some left to hammer out for tonight... I will bust out a playoff preview midweek once the dust has settled tonight.

Stay tuned for next week as the seasons final MMFB bids farewell to the 2010-2011 season in the annual Awards Ceremony as well as touches upon the first week of playoff action.

Till next week!

-THE CHIEF
"Know your role. Chief that Bowl. Do your job."