MMFB Week 8

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Vol. 3 No. 8

So....fuggin....cashed. Been muttering this to myself since I awoke at 8 am still in a daze from yet ANOTHER.ROWDY.VICTORIOUS. weekend along the St. John's River. Btw...best photoshop's ever?





So a quick JAX rundown for those keeping score at home:

Emo-ticon domination, Dancing like tards, Manny almost killing dfern twice during in room oklahoma drills, Hurricane fight songs while at Hooters, Smitty PWNING Dfern and his full drank for nudging him SL, Tones chomping all weekend en route to becoming this biggest Gator fan (welcome to the good side tones), tones bbm hug, C-LOS, beating the Dawgs in an insane first overtime game in history to make it 18 out of the past 21 which ain't too shabby for a honky loving unranked squad right D$?, revitalizing an empty dance floor with goon hitch dance moves in celebration on Saturday night, getting my beak wet, getting roped getting my beak wet, having P-nut and Cousin celebrate my life/how i'm the man/how cool i am, etc, kebron demanding and ordering his 38th pizza slice of the weekend at 3 am, kebron passing out at 3:01, kebron not having the energy to kick dfern's ass for putting pitz in his face, rubz wearing a size 48 XXXXL shirt to sleep, and finally, 4 dudes simultaneously almost barfing upon departure back to this SHIT TOWN.

As my loyal readership can see, it wasn't a weekend as much as it was a raucous 30 hour shit show that has left me feeling from the waist down like an NFL Frankenstein made up of Donald Driver's quads, Kenny Britt's hammies, Percy Havin's ankles and Brett Farr's old wrinkly denim worn weiner. A truly cashed mixed, except with one caveat....a heart of swagger and gold. Hit The KC Chief's Jax weekend/week 8 fantasy anthem...



3 up

KC Chiefs- I'd usually be a lot meaner, a lot cockier, a lot more happy about this annual dubya, but it's lost a little pop with me looking to fry bigger (littler) fish on my upcoming schedule and Rubz squad crumbling down in a heap. Nothing special to see here except The Chiefs right back atop the standings confirmao tomorrow! NO HANDS.

DANGA DANGA- I've got so much hate in my heart, but only so much UP I can give to Smitty this week for his WEEKLONG performance. A well stocked team came out firing behind B-LLOYD!, Kit-Na's go to in Witten and so on, but the Machu irony is palpable...would he have run away with a W against a division leader had said leader trotted out Larry Fitz (22) instead of Marshawn (see: CMON MON). Not likely. I'm just glad I've edited out NAME REDACTED, because boy would I have plenty to spill after that plea/trade defense post LMAO.

FTW- In the battle of who would come out on top for the least turdy Fern-Bro, only one turd can reign supreme. Big Bro gets the nod here for his fire this weekend in the landings, and on the fantasia field behind el purple caballo and a free bee GB Defense. I dunno, personally, I'd rather have Seattle DST! ; ) Now do us all a favor Dfern and make like Jessie Spano...



3 down

Poon Hounds- There's the Poony we all know and love. Rubz, K, what do you guys think of that performance?



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Gernades- Thanks for the "vampire tits tomorrow" Jav. When you read this on Thursday, just now you let me down. Again. It's like going trick or treating and getting all 3 musketeer's (Smitty's favorite/bbm sick face/who needs all that NUGET?!)

BMF- Another week of no power rankings coupled with a loss to the chief and visions of bbm smileys galore...I think the God's are throwing cholera and monkey feces on your team for this neglecting. I can hear the lebatard youtube coming soon though, "HE GOT ORTON!....DISCOUNTED!"

THE DAVEY THREE'S COMPANY TOO TITLE



Starring Kick Ass Smitty Danson and Davey doing what they do best, this section is for those that balled out.

MEGATRON
LAWFIRM
JAMALLE
GAYRARRD
SIMS-WALKA

CMON MON! (hit it al! take us all out to George Michael's KOKOMOS)



JAMES JONES! BUTTA FINGAZ! GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!
MARSHAWN! I NEED A RUNNING BACK YOU GUYS! GOOSE EGG CMON MON!
DONALD DUCK DRIVER! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!
SAN DIEGO! THE CHIEF'S TRASH IS NO ONES TREASURE! A WHALES VAGINA! GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!

Who I like on Monday night, and I mean take a bow like Beyonce Arian Fostee:

Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday Night Chief picks. Jav inches his way to a not deserved W when Reggie Wayne catches un globito frescito. Scrimps have a bevy of options to counter a 4 point deficit and pierre escargo. Scrimp Cocktails at the Sherron Inn all night for the W. Finally, the Don needs a cool 51 piece from Peyton (at home) and the Kicker. Not likely, but worthy of monitoring from 6 pm on the west coast lol. Danga seals it.

Till next week!

-THE CHIEF
"Know your role. Chief that Bowl. Do your job."