MMFB Week 7

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Vol. 3 No. 7

Here we go again...just picturing Al droppin his signature GET OUTTA YOUR MIND as the MMFB hurls forward into another weekly roast wrap up. As always, yours truly will be serving as roast master supreme, and what a mighty roast it shall be because as usual, I am fuckin STEAMING in my seat. Why you may ask? Well, the Dolphins got done up "reall naaice" getting fleeced on a fumble recovery call harder than Lou and Jav on the trade circuit (more on this later...so much more). In League news, the strikes and lack of participation continue to pile up like loud morning shart's in front of family's at the MGM, combined with soft serve post-filet poo's at JET, combined with Frozen Enchelada Poo's at Qua. We are officially a little over 10 hours away from having our first league expulsion for lack of posting as Dinero is now on 13 days and 10 hours since his last post, which was a sentence. A host of others have followed with their vows of silence this year...and to that I echo the wise words of "the league"...sometimes when i barf i shit. My b. Wrong wise words...The words are "Cave on everything else. Don't cave on this." I invoke them in all cases, especially those of sad sack excuses, "working copy's" and blubbering.

Guys, I don't ask for much. (I ask for everything). And it doesn't take a lot to make the old chief happy (I'm pissed 85 percent of the time because you guys are all dip shits). But rules are rules, and as Andres found out, they must be enforced. I don't take any joy out of it, unless it's Jazzy Jeffing (NAME REDACTED), but we'll see. Take me away Vinny!



3 up

Slippery- The Scrimps are back in town! (The scrimps are back in town!..does guitar riff) Eeking out a one point victory in the dog of the week matchup. Big time congrats are in order for snapping the losing streak behind ah, yes chino hines and muchostinko feasting on the wounded falcons. Ah, and a double up. Jav, Jav, Jav. You've become a better punching bag for me this year then a couple of the other retards COMBINED. If it wasn't for your poon picks, I would have kicked you out midyear at this point. Just complete and utter retardation continuing to start Nate Washington lmao. This league isn't JV man. Just ask the fag who started the Tol-bear for 4 weeks. Oh but E, you knee jerk!!!! Shut up.You owe me an apology. Personal apology. And this league as a whole. And for you guys with you fagitis who didn't veto that shit...this one's for Jav:

Ron Reg- 61.5

Rod Moj- 137.5

76 point difference. Die in hell.

Oye Preciosa- From pulling that absurd trade out of his ass on Friday morning,to...? I got nothing. Pretty much just the second rape baby bro has pulled this year and it went off without a hitch, burying me in the process. A nice win, and you can see Kebron (in disguise) and Poo-ie's negotiations dramatized here.



Don Pan- Literally, no one left to put in this slot so the baker gets a nice up for throwing away the discarded muffin stumps seinfeld stilo that has become Davey's team. On a side note, I think it's just hilarious how the Fernandez bro's always end up sucking in this league. This year, buoyed by whispers of sweet nothing and a mission impossible top secret draft guide, they've rocketed out to a 3-9 start that could be 3-11 by tomorrow. Pretty sad huh...



3 down

/finishes sharpening steak knife

Poon Hounds- Allow me to say in public what the league is saying behind your back. You are lost my friend. In more ways then one. A-hern over Big Vern? Beanie Turd for Knowshown Turd is a wash, but seriously pairing up Branch with A-hern. I'd ask for an explanation, but I don't want you to use up your one post a week with actual fantasy football analysis. Keep it up champ.

Goes through Poo'd on checklist- Jav. Check. Fern Bros. Check. Lou. Check. On Deck. Check. Which leaves-

KC Chiefs- Ay Mama. The Chiefs are hurting for a squirtin. Need to know how to derail a championship primed team without lifting a finger? Get the BUG. D-Jax- Down. Collie- Down. Gates-Hobbled. D'Angelo-Hobbled. I got nothing, I'm struggling to get bye until a few of these mancos get back on track...I see a rebound coming, but until then I'm looking to get back to my real day job...



BMF- You fat lazy Jonathan Ames salchicha. The League is waiting, and shall continue to wait for the power rankings.

THE DAVEY THREE'S COMPANY TOO TITLE



As you can see, I've taken a new spin on NY's hottest trio. Left to right: Davey, Rubz, Kick Ass Danson Smitty...for those that did it big!

Al Bundy McFadden
Roddy "The Wall" Hernandez
Bar Brawl Britt
Palmerola : /

CMON MON! (hit it al!)



A tribute to DANARI-NO! .5! CMON MON!
DRIVER! GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!
BEN WATSON! 1.5! BROWNIES! CMON MON!
RYAN MATTHEWS! J-POO! DEUCES! CMON MON!
NATE WASH! ALL DAY! .5! CMON MON!
BRENT.CELEK.BUDDY! UNO! CMON MON!

Who I like on Monday night, and I mean Jerry Jones is the DEVIL Bobby Bouche:

Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday Night Chief picks. Rubz is bumping the throw it in the bag. Hmm, Dfern needs 10 points from Nicks to get off the shnide. But that clearly won't happen. What else. VERY interesting. Smitty needs 33 from Witten and Flailex. A touchdown from each. But the giants D has been pretty stingy. Maybe if the Giants D chiefs a bowl and gets disoriented in the middle of the night sending trade offers they'd have a chance right........



You said it Pauly.

Till next week!

-THE CHIEF
"Know your role. Chief that Bowl. Do your job."