TMFB Week 5

Vol. 3 No. 5

Ah Monkey Balls. A truly ugly day outside couldn't be more appropriate for the Chief's return to work coupled with a Fantasy loss and a last second Gator loss. Sure I got Columbus Day off....SO?! I earn that sweet national holiday damn't. I feel like losing my shit right now like that dater vid rene posted that still makes me lose it. ENOUGH. I can sit here all morning saying how funny it was to hear Al say welcome to mediocrity gators as jermaine thomas ripped off a 74 yarder in the 4th quarter or how you can't spelled unranked without U, and would it make me feel any better. NO because we are pretty damn corny too. Only one thing will cheer me up...cranking out the Fullback and going Seagal on you kids.



Onto the goods!

6 Down

No one worthy of ups this week.

BMF- Oh, hey bud. Great score. (See's 54 pts from D,K and Roy Will...vomits uncontrollably). The star of his own Catch me if You Can movie gets top down billing this week for his crimes against Machucando. Where are those power rankings bub, 5 days past due? You know how it goes, don't make promises to the league if you can't cash em. 5 weeks in and you've produced the same amount of columns as Dinero- one. I think I speak for everyone when I say, Traga Leche. (insert token excuse reply that reads HARRRRRRRR HARRRRRRRRRR DERP DE DERPEE DERP)

Feed the Wolf- Ay mojonsito, where did it all go wrong. Ah yes, overvaluing Greg Jennings who is doing his annual backstabbing, Barbaro and THT. Word's can't do justice for D-Fluke...play it out Krusty.



Slippery Scrimps- A team in desperate need of some elite QB play...can imagine his Sunday went down a little like Austin's...



Poon Hounds/Gernades- Shhhhh Shhhh don't struggle. Just fall right back down to earth boys. There are no words to describe their management, or their lack of league communication. Rene tried to trade for a TE for a week with one only to be ignored. Now if only the other had been so lucky. Jav you soulless mouthbreathing marmalard....

Ron Reg- 40.5

Rod Moj- 64.5

The gap is getting bigger you fucktard.

THE DAVEY THREE'S COMPANY TOO TITLE



Again, this section is for those that balled out on Sunday, so yea, the opposite of Davey's team. AM I RIGHT?! (see's reaction in picture above)

Matt Forte Ounce
Malcolm "Career Day" Floyd
Ray Rizzle
Brandon LLOYD!
HA-KEEM
CJ2GAY

C'MON MON! (hit it AL!)

this section always cheers me up



Mario MONningham- GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!
THT- GOOSE EGG! PINGA FERN! CMON MON!
Marion the Transgenderian- 1 POINT! CMON MON!
Mark Clayton- .5! CMON MON!
Jermichael Finknee- GOOSE EGG! CMON MON!
St. Louis D- -3! Not even the St. Lunatics start this! CMON MON!
Johnny Knox- KNOX HAPPENING! 1.5! CMON MON!

Till next week!



-THE CHIEF
"Know your role. Chief that Bowl. Do your job."