MAFB Week 6

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Vol. 3 No. 6

The saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. I only need one here...GAY. Dirty pointed it out best, "I love how everyone around him is subdued and he's going full retard gay goblin." Kudos Dirty, Kudos. I apologize for the delay today, I swear I had a ""working copy"" and that this was ""on deck"", but man I'm ""busy!!"" and you all need to remember, ""I DON'T WRITE THIS FOR YOU"". Anyways fellas here we are, the midway point of the Machucando regular season. Every game is pretty much the biggest game of your life. You spend your Sunday's living .5 to .5 point, red zone chiefed out, leaving it all on the line. No? Oh, that's just me then. Regardless, Machu is making like Al's toilet stall and slowly getting steamier and steamier in the race to place. At least for those keeping score at home, the Fins pulled one out of their ass and won a game they would have most certainly lost had it happened last year. Crap I'm running behind schedule! Let's get this show on the road shall we...

Onto the goods!

3 up

PoonHounds-


My thoughts exactly Kellz. Got to give it up...anyone who benches Vernon Davis clearly doesn't know a cup of piss from running a fantasy foozball team. But the Poon Pups put together their best outting of the year in curb stomping another disappointing Davey squad so thus comes top billing. This may be the only time the silent wonder gets top billing so be sure to disfruta while you can.

Dansby's DANGA Zone- Big time win for the resident's San Francisco Flambey who lives from cous cous platter to cous cous platter in our great nations faggiest town of hippy chinos. RELAX RUBZ CHRIST! Dwayne Bowe literally caught his first catches of the year? I dunno, congrats for putting the struggling scrimps on ice. At least you will deliver the matchups like you promised to. Just another reason to up the DANGA.

Blooching- He may very well be this year's biggest disappointment on the boards. At the very least he's in the hunt. But what he lacks for in participation, he is once again proving his worth with his squad. Plus he unseated Don Pan's clear record...you ain't no hush yo mouf a-yo sucka sucka rap Mercury Morris nigga! Welcome to the L column Don Panini!

3 down

BMF-


Mother of Gad (c) Ramathorn. Talk about redefining the term "Boston Cream Puff." As you can see, Frank Abagnale Jr. continues his "swamped" tour by bringing his gayness to Bean Town. Ya'll wouldnt understand! Anyways, expect to find yourself on the down this week, and every week, until you deliver the power rankings you promised Machucando two weeks ago. What can I say, I'm just someone who enjoys people who hold up their end of bargains!

Gernades- A perfect segway to our next down. "Tits tonight" "No tits last night" "Tits Tonight"............and, cue de pinga nation. An easy down with his disgracing of the league via column, the entire Gernade squad just screams out DOO DOO. Would love to keep the Mojo count going, but he hasn't played by the time the fullback went to print. However, Ronnie Brown hasn't hit double digits since week 1 and Roddy White hasn't posted single digits since you traded him so yea....keep up the great work......



Oye Preciosa- For my sake and yours, let's hope we aren't playing this tonight....



THE DAVEY THREE'S COMPANY TOO TITLE



Ever heard of knocking Davey geez! Again, this section is for those that balled out on Sunday, so yea, keep that mock turtleneck wardrobe tight son.

J-BigMac
D-BO
Korny-K
A-Rodg
A-Fost

C'MON MON! (finally! hit it AL!...oh shit! this one is my jam for real! (begins to limbo at Rubz level))



HA-KEEM! 1.5 POINTS! DOUBLE COVERED! CMON MON!
DANNY AMON-NOLA! 2.5 POINTS! CMON MON!
FLOYD! GATES! JAMON STRINGS! ANKLES! 2 POINTS! CMON MON!
MOEAKI! MOE MIERDA! 3 POINTS! CMON MON!
MILES! MORE LIKE NILES! 2 POINTS! CMON MON!

Who I like on Monday night, and I mean kickers gon die tonight:

Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday Night Chief picks. Let's see, I got my vino tinto here, some smoked ghoudda...should be a fine CJ2K watch party, but other then that this game SUCKS bull gondolas! Outside of CJ and Mojo, who would anyone play here unless desperate moves. (checks rosters) oh my lord....kenny britt...nate washington...mike still sims walker...marcedes lewis...scobee doobie do? What is wrong with you people man! The only game truly in the balance pits the battle of never been in Lechon vs (NAME REDACTED) Calling em like I see'em, Lechon runs away with a 1 point victory and tears up the studio Kenny Powers style.

Till Next Week!

Play me off with my theme song Cartel...



-THE CHIEF
"Know your role. Chief that Bowl. Do your job."