TMFB Week 13

Sigh. Tuesday. Fucking Tuesday. And you thought I was crabby writing this shit on a Monday, good fucking lord I hate Tuesdays. To make things worse everyone here called in sick today, so its just the fat stinky chief and the secretary here today with the work bulls eye right on my back. So lets get this shit show on the way with this...

A Rebuttal to Andres Del Carmen's last post:

"Gotta spread that Roll Tide fever because for once half of this league was hollerin it and were happy to see some one take down the all mighty gators."

Dearest illiterate needle dick that cant count without the use of his tira flecha frog fingers and toes, the majority of league Machucando is Gator fans. The minority is Cane fans. And the inbred retard minority is yourself. All mighty is correct. The best team in college football the past 3 seasons lost on the grand ATL stage.

"Eric we screwed the gator nation but for the rest of the world of college football we did them a favor and made Mr. Perfect Teblow cry."

Do you think I give a flying fuck that Tebow cried. Big deal. I've seen you cry twice as many times as him, be it when mama and dadda used to whoop your ass for fucking up, or us telling you to watch TV while we took care of BIZ in high school. And trust me for what its worth, crying after a loss when you have a lot on the line isn't a foreign concept in Gainesville OR Coral Gables... We've all been there http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/2002/bowls/news/2003/01/04/miami_wrapup_ap/

"I don't think it really matters that I jumped on this freight train of SEC Champs and soon to be National Champs. I'm the proudest of what you call fair weather fan there is and can see about three more years of SEC Championships while i am here."

And that my boy is what makes you the pile of chihuaha shit on the bottom of this league boot. Still got that Patriots tee from a few years back? Maybe its under that Dallas Cowboys tee from when you were a kid? I can respect the Canes in this league for standing by their team. But someone who claims to be a fair weather fan. No sir.

"If it were the canes that had just beaten you guys im sure that Rene, Al, and whoever else is a canes fan would have left a nice post to you also."

And deservedly so. I've made it a point to take my barbs at the Canes every time they lose. Needless to say, I've done ALOT of barbing thanks to the situation down there. What I don't do is act like I just won the god damn Super Bowl when they lose.

"I've got much more to say but I have to run and buy a new shirt that I think you will like and can see when I get home next saturday."

Unless its a picture shirt of you fucking a goat in a celebration, I'll pass. Or worse then a goat this...



Onto the goods!

A quick 3 up/3 down to get to the bigger picture at hand.

3 Up

KC Chiefs- I will not sit here and gloat like Rubz did in Week 3 about winning. It was expected. I will gladly take the W to pair with my 5-1 division record. Again, expected. Just call me Vontae to his Brady.



Baby Fark- Big ups to Big D, albeit with a sub .500 record. Welcome to the Machucando Big Show.

London Silly Nannies- Nicely done Lou. Way to expose the most overrated squad on this league.

3 down

SalchiPaps- A W sure, but a L as the Machucando hex continues

Sucka Free- 11. game. losing streak. This is a Mario Kart esque shnide of epic proportions.

Tie. D 3 Duckets & Wanny McStashes- Call these 2 Keith Sims and Richmond Webb. Backing into the Machucando playoffs on 3 game losing streaks each.

*No Nah-Man trophies or Chayanne Allstars this week to make room for the
ALL TIME LEAGUE MACHUCANDO RUN DOWN*

Join me as we take a run down the golden shores, of the Machucando Hall of Fame...



HALL OF CHAMPIONS
2006 – El Diablo (Al)
2007 – KC Chiefs (E)
2008 - Sucka Free (Dfern)
2009 - ?

SILVER MEDALS
2006 – Tremendo Hambeques (Chamaco face)
2007 – The Commish (Commish)
2008 - W. Bank (Smitty)
2009 - ?

BRONZE MEDALS
2006 – The Commish (Commish)
2007 – Megatron Don (Lou)
2008 - Wanny McStashes (Jav)
2009 - ?

and the run down everyone has been waiting for...

ALL TIME WINNING %
1. E - .625 Playoff Appearances 4/4
2. (t) Big Jav - .595 Playoff Appearances 4/4
2. (t) Al - .595 Playoff Appearances 4/4
4. Rene - .567 Playoff Appearances 3/4
5. Andres - .538 Playoff Appearances 4/4
6. Rubz* - .538 Playoff Appearances 3/4
7. Smitts - .525 Playoff Appearances 3/3
8. Dinero - .474 Playoff Appearances 1/3
9. KBreeze - .423 Playoff Appearances 1/4
10. Lou - .410 Playoff Appearances 1/3
11. Davey - .385 Playoff Appearances 2/4
12. Dfern - .365 Playoff Appearances 1/4

* = Did not draft team one season due to league expulsion

I encourage every one to delve further into the above graph as League Machucando clearly has its haves and its haves nots. But as Dfern aka Taco has proven, any goon can have his day in the sun. I will cut this short, leaving the playoff matchups to Smitty which should prove to be a dandy. But I want to close by saying thanks to all the readers who allowed the MMFB to continue evolve into the glorious publication it has become today. Without you guys, this wouldn't be possible. Literally.

Stay tuned for next week as the seasons final MMFB bids farewell to the 2009-10 season in a Special Awards Ceremony.

"May your hats fly as high as your dreams”. (c) Michael Scott

Till next week!

-THE CHIEF
"Know your role. Chief that Bowl. Do your job."