MMFB Week 15

Well Fuck me sideways....for the 2nd time in 3 seasons, I've easily cruised to the MACHUCANDO Mountain top. The view is beautiful from up here. The air crispy cold, the cool scent of fresh greens and best of all, the serene sound of silence.

After a year of listening to 11 garbage bags tout their self worth and seemingly fantasy know it all attitudes on the message boards, bbm's and any other form of communication, the creme de la creme homie (c) T.I. is left standing, bird chest extended proudly, with fantasy glory on the horizon.

Davey proved to be a worthy adversary...as someone starting Arian Foster and Quinton Ganther worthy could be. But alas, he has no choice but to set sail to the deep blue offseason sea, where the rest of the MACHUCANDO GONE FISHING CREW is already waiting for him...



I truly haven't been this happy on a Monday morning since...since....I guess since the Monday morning where I found out I had the swine flu. But this mornings happiness was something else. It was evil. It was fulfilling. It warmed my dark soul to its rotten core with giddyness, to the point I woke up talking like this...



Are there even any MMFB readers left out there in Machu land? Other then the IT Nerds at OceanBank who are KILLING my Canelas readership? Maybe there is. Maybe there isn't. It's almost like I feel like The Continental. Just me and whoever is left to be finished off...approaching the Machu Bowl sultrily. As El Generalisimo, allow me to open the door to the championship...



I will wrap up this shortened version of the MMFB, more of a celebration of the KC Chiefs year that was then anything, on my usual terrifying note.

To the Machucando GM's who may still read this...

I find myself at the cusp of brilliance for the 2nd time in 3 seasons.

One win away from securing my already obvious first ballot induction to the Hall of Fame.

One win away from becoming Machucando's first Two Time Champion.

One win away from Machee's most feared, and arguably most hated fantasy force, taking home the title.

One win away, from bringing the belt back to where it belongs.

Victory.cigar.on.deck...



"Don't follow me Machucando, follow my moves, I'm not a role model. A bad influence got the world drinkin gold bottles."

-THE CHIEF
"Know your role. Chief that bowl. Do your job."