MMFB Week Three

Vol. 1 No. 6

Ah, Monday Morning, 9:27 am at County Hall...F*ck me in the Goat ass. My gut feels likes Dirty's after a 1/3 Angus Mushroom-Bacon-Swiss. I downed so much beer, bean and cheese dip and whiskey this weekend that coupled with the events that transpired in Lexington, I could start projectile losing it any second now. I think I'm lightly sweating right now and its 70 degrees in here. Even worse, is the heaping helping of crow pie I had to devour knowing my team took a straight steaming caca yesterday on the only week I truly wanted that W, rivalry week. My god, a weekend that started with so much promise under a rain-soaked Blacksburgh sky ended on a shitacular note as needle dick Pennington and the Fins inched closer and closer towards...



I'm hoping for the best, but my god. Pennington was a muerto, but that Henne pass that a white boy safety took the dome looked like every hellacious Fins QB 5 yard out thats been thrown for the past decade since Marino. What else, Channing Crowder can read an offense about as well as Andres can read a fucking textbook. Gibril Wilson couldn't cover my mom, much less a parked car. The entire fucking team is devoid of talent. At least Ricky Williams can still run it right? Fuck you guys. I feel shittier then I do after a top me off Thursday at the JOO.

Onto the Goods!

3 up

God Damn Derkas- If there was one thing the Derka could have wished for, it would have been this W. I'll let him handle the smack talking, but this should summarize it nicely.

and



Sweet Home Alabama- Simple Andres, doing it simply right. His b-b-b-b-b-brain might not be so good, but his team put together 2 big time division W's. Hats off to Andres, and please, let us know how it went with those Eazy-Sleazy-DEEZEE's. Come mierda.

Wanny McStashes- Impeccably strong outting on the back of Mojon will keep you moving and grooving to the sounds . In honor of your W in response to getting Kebron heated up this week, I present to you my youtube of the week. Only thing thats made me crack a smile this morning.



3 down

KC Chiefs- My first Loss, I'll be it against a soft ass piece of grouper shit like the league's resident single ply kleenex, El Merenguito. (sigh) I suppose it's what I deserve for going Jigcorry all this week and saying I refuse to lose. Royale shit the bed, again, and Seabiscuit got put in the glue factory while Freddy T did it big on my bench. Even T.O. shit the bed hard, but my WR's couldn't bail me out this Sunday. That said, el merenguito has been my certified bitch for the past 3 seasons in this league so I will take solace in that and allow him to shakily sit at the top of the division for a week or so until it all falls down.

The Salchipaps- Got to be a dark Monday when you got the Estebros leading the 3 down. Kbreeze can't buy a sack of nalgas right now as his Machucando slide continues headlined by Don Francisco following with his alumnus and biting the bullet. The kid is genuinely snake bitten in here. Hang in there, to quote Johnny Drama last night, "I'll go hunt pussy with you baby bro!"

London Silly Nannies- Was a coin toss between LSN and Cohiba for the 3rd spot, but Cohiba was in here last week and he might have enough to deal with after a weekend with the Ferns and no drinking (? this might have crumbled faster then Pennington's shoulder). Alas, LSN is deep fire power issues with no Barbaro. Santi def won't be putting up the numbers he did week 1-2 all year, and Romo is the ultimate roller coaster performance. Dark days in the UK indeed.

This week's Chayanne-Smith Sensations is brought to you as always, by pissed Chayanne! Cause its one of dem days.

- Kevin Kolb (a wha?)
- Mojon
- d. JAX
- Pey Pey
- A. Rodg
- San-tana OY

Making its return for this season, is the annual Nahman Trophy, for the starter who left you saying nah-nah-nah-NAH man after this week. For week two it goes to:



-Cadillac Williams come on down!

Who I like on Monday Night, and I mean the bright side of miraculously losing to merengue-con-mierda moreno is I won't have to watch this shit:

Ah, perhaps my favorite MMFB segment, the Monday Night Chief picks. And we got a great one tonight folks! Not. I'd rather play with my grapes then watch this nauseating game. In Machucando, Belvee will be holding on to his hanes hoping for a W against Dfern or facing 0-3, a tough hole to climb out of in a vicious league like this. Somehow I think Belvee holds on. The only guy worse then Steve Smith is Roy Williams.

Cohiba is fairly cooked.

D$ is holding on to hope that the 40 year old Rookie can leave him as the lone undefeated team in Machu this year. I'd say it rides on Barbaro, but my bubbling toxic gut thinks Felix the Cat is going to run onto the field looking like a fat persian feline. Dinero remains undefeated after this one guys.

That's about it for now, till next week.

-THE CHIEF
"Know your role. Chief that bowl. Do your job."