MMFB WEEK 3-4

Vol 8. No. 3

Don’t look at me that way. George Feeny speaks as the Spokesman for the MMFB. I made a promise to myself many years ago on this forum…that promise being that work would never get in the way of my posting duties. You can call me many things, but hypocrite will not be one. While my intrastate travels last week did not give me the respite to come in here and fire up the roaster, the TRUE reason I did not post a MMFB last week is because I am derelict feen on a bender heater run that can only be slowed by the likes of coolers (Al, Dfern, etc.)

Since last Sunday, I’ve torn up Miami Gardens, Tampa Bay and the latest stop on my aux chord bus on fire tour, Gainesville. Back to back nights of Cantina, an all-day tailgate that would leave the Gerber baby’s ass more pelao than Saddam’s if he fell asleep tits downs in the Sahara with his cheeks spread,  a blizzard that tore through 4^th avenue, starting an ending a 4 year relationship via black moon in 4 quarters, hits, misses, fan jobs and more....fresh out of the Cantina....

Sitting here on this Monday afternoon, it’s not easy being eazy. But I will allow the MMFB to recalibrate me and get me back on track. Please accept the below as a two week cattle call, and remember to holla at your boy if you see him in the streets*

*= only holler if you are in good standings

3 UP

Sunday Suckdown – From the first fantasy update at 1 pm through the final East Dadeland stop last night, the Suckdown gets first billing while still billing for keeping it 100 all weekend long. No TV? No problem. With the help of an app and a flick of the wrist, RFP has everything he needs to make sure his heater stays strong. And of course, natural bonus points for dumping Dfern down to .500.

PAPAYA- Two in a row for Mr. Mamey, and an overdue 3 up from last week for double dumping Dfern. The one guy actively pursuing trades league wide has a little fresh air in his Kobe’s and NIO MY GOD YOUR LINE UP. You started Ted Ginn, Coby Fleener and still trounced Andres’ squad aka Julio and a pile of shit. Congrats pipo. Gators still grabbing W's over Bama.

KC Chiefs- What a time to be alive. Everyone knows it’s good to be the chief. Just straight slanging sloshing monster dong all over the state. Just savaging. Just ruthless. It’s all you can eat and I’m hungry. Rubz may be in impeccable standing outside of the league coffers, but in Machu, he’s still the same ringless, overmatched time tested rival fiddling with his short stack team. Undefeated Chiefs roll on!

1 DOWN

Sucka Free- Slip, sliding out of Machu relevance like a packed Thursday night caravan #chargedup for Ole Miss, the holder of many L’s is going to have to put another on his back. If Joe Philbin walked into Versailles right now and yelled Fidel Castro has the largest pair of balls in the Southern Antilles, he’d still be more popular in Miami right now than Sucka Free. Antonio Brown’s first bust in 200 years, coupled with Carlos Hyde crumbling down to earth like Al Golden’s at Skyline Chili in Cincinnati will keep Dfern trolling the wires for days to come.

ALSO RECEIVING VOTES

Oh my grits are cooking now. I am sick of the pussy footing going on right now. Four weeks in and the following individuals have said NI PINGA on here. Not one “STFU Dfern.” Not one “Damn Chief is all about the rippin and the tearin.” If you have nothing to say, then I don’t really thing you belong in this league. So the following people can make like Trick Daddy opening the freezer to find out some side ninja ate all his Neptuno crunchy conchy and GO FUCK YOURSELVES:

Davey – Wow, I thought you were back. Clearly I’m mistaken. Have to suck down a Pale Ale is Basanuevs at Cuda’s to get a syllable out of you.

Dinero- Another One. Between the Hurricanes and residing within 5 miles of Dfern’s Sauromon Tower, you are the Lord of the L. There was once a time where you would regale this board as the West End Zone II with stories of chongas and white people. Now, not a peep. Thanks man.

Rene – Listen, just cause you a frozen…..atop the waiver wire….doesn’t mean you can’t come on here and call some one out. Pull that croqueta de la casa out of your ass champ and next time you are at some airport, make sure you walk to Terminal GFY where I will be waiting with an assorted trail mix.

THE VACATION DAZE ALL-STARS: For those who balled out and deserve that vacation, but are simply just tapped out on remaining time off thus costing them back-to-back Gville weekends. 

I need a vacation
I'm goin to The Bluff where it's rough
See if I can pick me up enough

 

Devonta Freeman

Felipe Rivers

Jeremy Hill

Sam Braford

Cairo Santos

CRANK THAT CMON MON

Darren Sproles – Yo no se manana! Yo no se enano! Uno punto Siete! Tu estas mamado! CMON MON!

Matt Jones – Bahahahahahahha…This guy sucked at UF and you think he can play on the Crimson?!? Bhahahaahahah. 1 point dingo. CMON MON!

Kyle Rudolph – KW2M? 1 point. CMON MON with your Tight End roulette havin ass.

Rishard Matthews- Oh man. I’m getting Steve Harvey just looking at some of these line ups. CMON MON!

Arizona D- “One Sack”……………………………..he he he…………………….CMON MON!

Who I like on Monday night, and I mean, We Watching HOMELAND!

Ah, perhaps my favorite Monday Morning Fullback segment, the Monday Night Chief picks. Here we are, another MMFB in the books and it’s all over but your half ass message board belly aching and waking up at 5 am for Austin Sefarian Jenkins. Richie’s got a 25 point lead with Wilson to go vs some guy who might literally be Deputy Commissioner Rawls from the Wire fresh off a COMSTAT meeting. RFP goes Hamsterdam for the win...and oh yeah, the Feds still watchin.

 

Till next week!

KC Chiefs