MMFB III

Vol. 1 No. 3

I had pretty much decided I wasn't going to write one up this morning, but well, I sat down and decided it was between this and doing something productive with your tax dollars. Which brings us to this mini-MMFB today.

This weekend provided The Chief his first Miami Dolphins home game action of the year and I came away with a few thoughts that I'm sure a fellow Machucando comrade sporting a Derka can further elaborate on.

1. At some point following the AFC East Champs ouster in the playoffs to the Ravens, "Landshark" stadium devolved into a steaming honky hell hole. I mean Jesus H. Christmas it was bad. The last thing I need being thrown in my drunken mug in the heat of an NFL game (preseason no less, but I'm not about to let my foot off the gas pedal) is video vignettes of Marc Anthony saying "Get your FEEENS up Dolfans" and Gloria Estefan "Myaaameee, Get on Jour Feet". No Mr. YOPEZ and washed up Gloria I will not.

2. Landshark beer tastes like an old lady farted piss.

3. The T-pain song/Jimmy Buffet TD music is a back breaker. But I'm proud to report that at the end of the 3rd quarter they played the old hill billy jingle and the place went beserk. Standing ovation. Chief bold call: Ross yanks the atrocities and brings back the jingle at some point.

4. Walking with Dirty through the concourse at halftime, we bumped into the old honky that we initially almost threw down a trailer park brawl with Mr. Belveee a few years back. Me and D-sanz confronted him and all he could say was, "man you guys have gotten huge god damn't LOOK AT THIS GUY." (points to D-sanz lookin like a lumber jack and me MEAN MUGGIN) He said he no longer has season tix ("the gosh darn economy GET-R-DUN") and that there's no hard feelings. Him and Dirty shared a man hug so par for the course.

Onto Machucando affairs....

The boards and war rooms have been extremely active this week with deals flying left and right amongst the men of machucando.

- I'd like to take this moment to firstly congragulate Dinero on his engagement this past Friday. From THE CHIEF and on behalf of everyone, congrats and best wishes filete on taking the plunge. Vegas bachelor party planning begins.............NOW.

-Dfern and Jav both negotiated a pretty well rounded deal for each of them while Mr. Belveee ripped the cansonsillos off el merenguito. Just fuckin around Rubz, keep the remote away from your keester. TO's 36-year-old toe is dangling over your head like the soiled pirate feet over the bridge on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in DISNAY, while ya boy Moreno has boom potential. Belveee is high on D-Jax and K. Smiff should be as serviceable as a RB on the Lions can be. I can only imagine there will be more trading to come this week as a certain GM in the North is constantly on speed dial...waiting...plotting...oiling...OILING (c) Sandlot.

-Andres's post is always a great reminder of the young one's shortcomings as he goes into the University of Alabama as the Nicaraguan Forrest Gump. The spellcheck on his posts flies out the windows from that tin can dorm room in the hills. So as Rubz was dubbed el merenguito for his incredible draft/message board softness, I present to you the 2nd MMFB nickname of the year.



SIMPLE ANDRES. You m-m-m-m-make us all haaaaaaaaaa-ppy.

-Commish's Corner: I'd like to give everyone a pat on the back for bringing it strong on the message board and giving this league the respect and participation it deserves. That is everyone except, Dinero. I looked you dead in the eye just like everyone else when I established the new order Machucando was heading in. I refuse to baby you, or anyone for that matter, like the old commish did. 11 out of 12 posted. Again, don't think it was too much to ask or expect from anyone in this league. Consider this as Strike One on your 2009 record. Any questions/comments/concerns can be posted on the board or relayed to me directly. Again, I'm here all day for all of you guys and hate each and everyone of you equally.

-And finally, THE CHIEFS have undergone some personnel changes in the office. I invite you all to take a peak inside the King Chief's Chiefs Headquarters.



Till next week

-THE CHIEF
"Know your role. Chief that Bowl. Do your job."